On September 17–19, 2026, a river home to approximately 500 saltwater crocodiles passed independent technical assessment and was approved to host Olympic and Paralympic rowing and canoeing events at the 2032 Brisbane Games.
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A river that is home to about 500 saltwater crocodiles is given the OK to host Olympic and Paralympic rowing and canoeing events at the 2032 Brisbane Games.
Actual news headline today: "A river that is home to about 500 saltwater crocodiles is given the OK to host Paralympic rowing" # NotTheOnion
This should boost TV viewing figures! Overall it's a good influence: reinforces necessity for competitors to stay in boat! Altho that ceremonial tossing of the coxswain into the drink at the end now depends on whether the rowers are satisfied with his/her performance or not The Fitzroy in Queensland, Australia, will host the rowing and canoe sprint events at Brisbane 2032, despite concerns from ot
This is from an unreliable source, but maybe someone found a way to make the Olympics actually interesting. A rowing course has passed an independent technical assessment ahead of the 2032 Brisbane Olympic Games, despite being filled with 500 saltwater crocodiles.