Fictional diary entries attributed to Elon Musk

Posts between September 16–18, 2026 from stfuelon.com sharing surreal, fictionalized diary entries supposedly written by Elon Musk, covering quality control, Mars, AI, and introspective musings. No real event or news story.

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STFUElon - The Martian Diaries: September 14, 2026 | STFUElon

stream:bsky-jetstreamother13d ago wire ×2 kagi ↗

Filed under quality control, same as the fingerprint. Everything is quality control today. Full log: stfuelon.com/entry/2026-... Elon typed "agree" under Dario Amodei's call to slow AI down, meaning it as a Zorgonian courtesy glyph, and woke Monday to Nvidia, SoftBank and the Kospi paying for his manners while he confirmed a turbine-blade foundry to power the data centers faster.

STFUElon - The Martian Diaries: September 15, 2026 | STFUElon

stream:bsky-jetstreamother13d ago wire ×9 kagi ↗

Rewatched hour three at 1.75x, the part where the camera holds on my face too long, to check whether it caught anything. It did not. Even the lens thinks I'm from Pretoria. stfuelon.com/entry/2026-... Four hours of documentary concluded I am from Pretoria. The real facts would have made a better movie.

September 14, 2026

stream:bsky-jetstreamother13d ago kagi ↗

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