On September 7, 2026, Mastodon users participated in a hashtag game (#FightProcrastinationASong) creating comedic, song-title-style responses to procrastination. Submissions ranged from 'Don't Relax, Do It' to surreal references like 'There is a construction site in New Orleans.'
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Don't relax, do it # FightProcrastinationASong # HashTagGames
Don't Save It for Later # FightProcrastinationASong # HashTagGames
Smooth Liminal # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames
How Soon Is Now? # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames # NoEffort
Wanna Be Finishin Somethin # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames
Workingman's Grooves # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames
Don't Follow The Goldbricker Road # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames
Stop Slackin, Motherfucker! # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames
I Can Do Sumfin Fo Ya, Man # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames
Working Holiday In Cambodia # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames
Hotelier California # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames
Hour Of Sharpness # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames
I found what I'm looking for! # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames
Beds Aren't Burning Themselves # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames
Wrap. It. Up. # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames
Half Hour Of Darkness # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames
There is.. a construction site... in New Orleans.. # FightProcrastinationASong # HashTagGames
Move Is In The Heart # FightProcrastinationASong # HashtagGames