Between 2026-08-31 and 2026-09-01, Mastodon users participated in a #FlawedInventions #HashTagGames thread creating humorous fictional product names including Potato Leper, Smell-o-vision, and Razorwire Jungle Gyms. One post referenced Thomas Midgley Jr., a real inventor known for harmful innovations.
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Potato Leper # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Leper Grinder # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Smell-o-vision # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Lawn darts, IYKYK # FlawedInventions # HashtagGames
The Electoral College # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames # NoEffort
Pin The Tail On The Honkey # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Human nature # FlawedInventions # HashtagGames
40 hours work week. # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Bras # FlawedInventions # HashtagGames
Parachute pants # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Antisocial Media # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Subscriptions # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Celebrity Alcohol # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
blubber bands # FlawedInventions # HashtagGames
The Cotton Candy Gin # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Soda plop # FlawedInventions # HashtagGames
Toilet Paper Dispensing "Hat" # FlawedInventions # HashtagGames
A vacuum that doesn't suck # FlawedInventions # HashtagGames
A compressor that doesn't blow # FlawedInventions # HashtagGames
Anything with the word "inflammable" written on it # FlawedInventions # HashtagGames
arguments against pineapple pizza # FlawedInventions # HashtagGames
Double-Ended Pockets # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Explosive suppositories # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
The Bone Fone # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Asterisked Password Fields # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Microsoft Windows # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Metaphor-based interaction design # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Edible underwear # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Bone-in Shrimp # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Jello Tongs # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Hat Lifts # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Bear Feeders # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Cord Tanglers # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Callus Relocators # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Bee-nasiums # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Fingernail Wrenches # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Space Trampolines # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Nose Theremins # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Spaghetti and Beach Balls # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Tupperware Bedding # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Transporter Discovery Kit # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Expired Food Rejuvenator # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Toaster Pudding # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Bunk Baths # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Drone Waxing # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Loose Change Trebuchet # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Artisan Space Suits # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Mold Warmers # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
Planet Calipers # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames
The names's Midgley, and have I got anti-human stuff for you! # FlawedInventions # HashTagGames